Now, ret me terr you an oooorrld Chinese provuhb. One time, roong ago, a famous merchan wark into da Empro's room. He say to him, "I have two item mooooos stong." He hord up a speuh. "Dis strooongess speuh in da wolr; it can go sroo anyting." Den she hord up a shierd. "Dis da strooooongesss shier in da wolr; it can brock any speuh." Now, da Empro rook at dis famous merchan, and he take our his magicar shoh-gun, and he say, "You stupi merchan, what happen if I shooh you in da hea, huh?" an he shooh da stupi merchan and stear da speuh and shier. Dat how Empro become powuhful. Da moro of da provuhb is dat you don evuh, evuh say anyting to de empro. Our me, becos I have magic shoh-gun, an I can use. But wheah it go!? Huh!?