WORDZ
Official Dictionary of Awesome. 117 entries.
Adult Chess - verb
ad-ult ch-ess
Like normal chess, but with more streakers.
ad-ult ch-ess
Like normal chess, but with more streakers.
Amoosement -
a-moo-z-ment
It is amusement. For moose.
a-moo-z-ment
It is amusement. For moose.
AntePope - Noun
an-te-po-pe
A nimble antelope with a pope hat. An animal who demands respect because it is "a stoopid hat."
an-te-po-pe
A nimble antelope with a pope hat. An animal who demands respect because it is "a stoopid hat."
Ass zombies - assssss
Ass zom-bi-s
Zombies who became zombies via their asses. They are constantly Johning which makes them extra cranky.
Ass zom-bi-s
Zombies who became zombies via their asses. They are constantly Johning which makes them extra cranky.
Awesome - Adjective
aw-sum
Han
Lily
Skip
John
aw-sum
Han
Lily
Skip
John
Badassery - Noun
Bad-ass-er-ey
The art of being Badass.
Bad-ass-er-ey
The art of being Badass.
Bandi-cooter - Noun
ban-di coo-ter
A nasty female character, closely related to the bandicoot.
ban-di coo-ter
A nasty female character, closely related to the bandicoot.
Bashed - adverb
Ba-sh-ed
Having a conversation Added into Bash.org without your Knowledge?
Ba-sh-ed
Having a conversation Added into Bash.org without your Knowledge?
Bear-B-Q - noun
bea-ar-be-que
A barbeque of bear.
Remember kids, whenever a bear tries to mess with your shit, you go after him and BBQ his ass. It's the only hardcore course of action. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
bea-ar-be-que
A barbeque of bear.
Remember kids, whenever a bear tries to mess with your shit, you go after him and BBQ his ass. It's the only hardcore course of action. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Bonerama Banana - Noun
Bone-er-am-a ba-na-na
Secret code for "sloppy make-outs".
Bone-er-am-a ba-na-na
Secret code for "sloppy make-outs".
Boobmatic - noun
bew-b-matic
Breasts that are particularly amazing, so much so that they might just be an astounding work of engineering.
bew-b-matic
Breasts that are particularly amazing, so much so that they might just be an astounding work of engineering.
Boogaloo - noun
boo-gah-loo
It's awesome. It's electric. Can you feel the music? That's Boogaloo.
You're having a seizure ^.^
boo-gah-loo
It's awesome. It's electric. Can you feel the music? That's Boogaloo.
You're having a seizure ^.^
Bowned - noun
bow-ned
To get boned by David Bowie. It happens at least once whether you notice or not. The Bowie, it surrounds us.
bow-ned
To get boned by David Bowie. It happens at least once whether you notice or not. The Bowie, it surrounds us.
Bumblefucked - verb
bum-ble-fuck-ed
To be viciously raped by a bumble bee. Never a pretty site. Usually a nasty, sticky, honey like substance is left behind.
bum-ble-fuck-ed
To be viciously raped by a bumble bee. Never a pretty site. Usually a nasty, sticky, honey like substance is left behind.
Buttrock -
Rock usually from the 80s that was so bad you rather of shoved your head up your ass then listened to it. But it was still horribly awesome. Good example of buttrock is Europe, and Darkness.
Rock usually from the 80s that was so bad you rather of shoved your head up your ass then listened to it. But it was still horribly awesome. Good example of buttrock is Europe, and Darkness.
Canoose - Noun
Can-oo-s
A cans caboose.
Can-oo-s
A cans caboose.
ChaosEgaddularRadulatorfinderlocatorrator - Noun
Good luck pronouncing that
Though many people have no idea what it possibly is. It is referred to as a cell phone or the internet. "Quick grab your ChaosEgaddularRadulatorfinderlocatorrator."
Good luck pronouncing that
Though many people have no idea what it possibly is. It is referred to as a cell phone or the internet. "Quick grab your ChaosEgaddularRadulatorfinderlocatorrator."
Chillaxing - Verb
chill-ax-ing
The art of chilling and relaxing at the same time. This takes great skill and should not be attempted by relaxing amateurs.
chill-ax-ing
The art of chilling and relaxing at the same time. This takes great skill and should not be attempted by relaxing amateurs.
Cock Socket - Cock
Co-k So-k-et
Don't blow a cock socket, you poop sock, Dale.
Co-k So-k-et
Don't blow a cock socket, you poop sock, Dale.
Cofuhpaste - oops
Co-fu-pa-ste
The act of Copying and Paste the wrong text when writing Definitions for TAL's Wordz.
Co-fu-pa-ste
The act of Copying and Paste the wrong text when writing Definitions for TAL's Wordz.
Constupidation. - verb
Con-stu-pid-a-ion
The act of Hanna having a Mental Block. I.E. Hanna is Generally Constupidated around 4am. Or when your ass is stupid.
Con-stu-pid-a-ion
The act of Hanna having a Mental Block. I.E. Hanna is Generally Constupidated around 4am. Or when your ass is stupid.
Crackalaskan - Eskimoslang
Crack-Ah-Lass-Kin
A slang greeting used to call out to Alaskans. Yo My Home-seal, Whats' Crackalaskan?
Crack-Ah-Lass-Kin
A slang greeting used to call out to Alaskans. Yo My Home-seal, Whats' Crackalaskan?
Crouton - Noun
joh-n
"I saw a crouton and thought of John"
joh-n
"I saw a crouton and thought of John"
ctrl+scroll button - verb
con-tro-ll pl-us sc-roll butt-on
Automatic fun. YOU BECOME A GIANT!
con-tro-ll pl-us sc-roll butt-on
Automatic fun. YOU BECOME A GIANT!
Cupcakecookie - noun
k-up-k-ay-ke-k-oo-kie
A cupcake cookie? Preposterous!
k-up-k-ay-ke-k-oo-kie
A cupcake cookie? Preposterous!
Dingus - noun
DING-us
A noun used in the place of another word when you can't remember its name. EX: "It's on the dingus!"
DING-us
A noun used in the place of another word when you can't remember its name. EX: "It's on the dingus!"
Dingus Khan - Noun
Din-g-us C-on
That one ruler of that one place. He did that one thing.... You know what I am talking about right?
Din-g-us C-on
That one ruler of that one place. He did that one thing.... You know what I am talking about right?
Doot - noun
doo-t
The sound of sadness, depression, true angst, as expressed by a lonely duck with a kazoo.
doo-t
The sound of sadness, depression, true angst, as expressed by a lonely duck with a kazoo.
Dumbtarded - noun
d-um-tarr-ded
A person or inanimate object that is perceived to be both retarded and dumb. See also: Gaytarded.
d-um-tarr-ded
A person or inanimate object that is perceived to be both retarded and dumb. See also: Gaytarded.
Dunbshit - Noun
Dun-Sh-it
"dunbshit is a type of marlin eel."
Dun-Sh-it
"dunbshit is a type of marlin eel."
Emo - adjective, noun
eeee-moh
John. When used as an adjective, denotes something John would do, aka "Man that kid is really emo. Look at him write lyrics!"
eeee-moh
John. When used as an adjective, denotes something John would do, aka "Man that kid is really emo. Look at him write lyrics!"
enrapture - verb
en-rap-chure
Ass sex.
en-rap-chure
Ass sex.
Faggoty-two-shoes - Fag D=<
Fag-got-y-tu-sh-oo-s
The act of being a fag and having two feet which to put shoes.
Fag-got-y-tu-sh-oo-s
The act of being a fag and having two feet which to put shoes.
Fantasmo -
Fan-t-as-mo
Fantastic for the cosmos.
Fan-t-as-mo
Fantastic for the cosmos.
Fizzlefuks -
Fiz-zle-fu-kz
The Constant Rejection of Aaron's Words. Oh Aaron. You silly muggle. Go read your Harry Potter.
Fiz-zle-fu-kz
The Constant Rejection of Aaron's Words. Oh Aaron. You silly muggle. Go read your Harry Potter.
Fooberries! -
Foo-Ber-ries
Fooberries and glee.
Foo-Ber-ries
Fooberries and glee.
Freezer'd - noun
Free-zerrr-D
When books or videos that scare or enrage you, put them in the freezer. That will give you time to cool down, and the book as well.
Free-zerrr-D
When books or videos that scare or enrage you, put them in the freezer. That will give you time to cool down, and the book as well.
Geekgasm - Noun
Gee-k-ga-s-mm
An orgasm of geeky-ness.
Gee-k-ga-s-mm
An orgasm of geeky-ness.
Gihugic Package - noun
gi-hoo-gic pak-age
David Bowie's Bouncing Package.
See: Labyrinth
gi-hoo-gic pak-age
David Bowie's Bouncing Package.
See: Labyrinth
Grumpelstiltskin - Noun
grum-ple-steel-skin
An grumbly Dwarf who you can sell your first born child to for a bag of cheetos.
grum-ple-steel-skin
An grumbly Dwarf who you can sell your first born child to for a bag of cheetos.
Hancock - noun
Han-co-k
The Largest Penis in the World, Proudly owned by Hanna.
Han-co-k
The Largest Penis in the World, Proudly owned by Hanna.
Hanna - Camera
Han-na
The Name of Skip's Nikon FM2n with 50mm f/1.8 E series lens, Camera. "THIS IS MY CAMERA...HER NAME IS HANNA *strokes*" "...that's my name" "OH I KNOW o_o *strokestroke*"
Han-na
The Name of Skip's Nikon FM2n with 50mm f/1.8 E series lens, Camera. "THIS IS MY CAMERA...HER NAME IS HANNA *strokes*" "...that's my name" "OH I KNOW o_o *strokestroke*"
Hickles - verb
Hic-l-s
When something hurts and tickles at the same time.
Hic-l-s
When something hurts and tickles at the same time.
Hobo Ramifications - shelter
Ho-b Ram-i-fi-ca-ions
Hobo Ramifications. Hobo shelters Built out of Branches as a Last defense from Zombies of TAL
Ho-b Ram-i-fi-ca-ions
Hobo Ramifications. Hobo shelters Built out of Branches as a Last defense from Zombies of TAL
Hoongin' - Verb
hoo-ng-en
To go really fast
hoo-ng-en
To go really fast
imac - dumbD=<
st-oop-id
"I asked for a calculator. Not an imac shaped calculator!"
st-oop-id
"I asked for a calculator. Not an imac shaped calculator!"
inhoogulence -
In-hoog-u-le-n-c
The intelligence of one's boobies.
In-hoog-u-le-n-c
The intelligence of one's boobies.
Johning - Adverb
Joh-n-ing
That soreness around your butt after buttsecks. Ex: I am really Johning right now.
Joh-n-ing
That soreness around your butt after buttsecks. Ex: I am really Johning right now.
Jutsice - Noun
jut-syce
EVIL DOERS, YOU WILL FACE JUTSICE.
jut-syce
EVIL DOERS, YOU WILL FACE JUTSICE.
KaBowie - noun
ka-bow-ie
You've just gotten bowned! KaBowie!
ka-bow-ie
You've just gotten bowned! KaBowie!
Kickin' Rad - adj
kik-in-RAD
A word used to describe something that is so awesome, it is not only kickin', but also rad.
kik-in-RAD
A word used to describe something that is so awesome, it is not only kickin', but also rad.
knob-goblin - noun
nob-gob-lin
Spiderman villain. But with knob. 'Nuf said.
nob-gob-lin
Spiderman villain. But with knob. 'Nuf said.
Kurt Co-BLAM! - verb
Kur-t Co-Bl-am
The act of Kurt Cobain shooting himself in the head. This term can be used referring to bad music that just makes you wanna Kurt Co-BLAM.
Kur-t Co-Bl-am
The act of Kurt Cobain shooting himself in the head. This term can be used referring to bad music that just makes you wanna Kurt Co-BLAM.
Lasterday - Noun
Las-t-ur-day
A day that has already past, but not quite yesterday.
Las-t-ur-day
A day that has already past, but not quite yesterday.
Leaking MAN - noun
lee-king ma-an
Real men don't cry, they leak manliness.
lee-king ma-an
Real men don't cry, they leak manliness.
Lies -
Li-s
... And tigers and bears. Oh my.
Li-s
... And tigers and bears. Oh my.
Lilyzilla - Noun
Li-lie-zi-la
A fearsome but adorable creature, who's every move is simply adorable in nature.
See: Massacute
Li-lie-zi-la
A fearsome but adorable creature, who's every move is simply adorable in nature.
See: Massacute
Lion - noun
lie-on
You cant judge a book by it's lion.
lie-on
You cant judge a book by it's lion.
Love Ninja - Noun
l-ove Nin-ja
Dressed in pink ninja robes, with heart shaped ninja stars he skips through the day hugging girls.
l-ove Nin-ja
Dressed in pink ninja robes, with heart shaped ninja stars he skips through the day hugging girls.
Maildroid - Noun
Ma-ale-Dr-oi-d
A mechanical mailman immune to the power of the angry weinerdog.
Ma-ale-Dr-oi-d
A mechanical mailman immune to the power of the angry weinerdog.
Mantrum - Verb
Man-tr-um
A Man-tantrums. Bowie tends to throw these. They are rather sexy.
Man-tr-um
A Man-tantrums. Bowie tends to throw these. They are rather sexy.
Massacute - Noun
ma-sa-coo-te
Like a massacre, but ADORABLE.
ma-sa-coo-te
Like a massacre, but ADORABLE.
Mindfuck - verb
Mine-d-fu-k
When a movie or something similar brutally rapes your mind and leaves it stated, yet confused. And it usually never calls the next day. D:
Mine-d-fu-k
When a movie or something similar brutally rapes your mind and leaves it stated, yet confused. And it usually never calls the next day. D:
Mocie - FUCKING SCARY.
moh-che
A Cheetah and a Moose COMBINED. You cant run, you cant hide...it's gonna Mocie you.
moh-che
A Cheetah and a Moose COMBINED. You cant run, you cant hide...it's gonna Mocie you.
Mohawkasaurus - moh-haw-k-a-saw-us
Noun
A big and fearsome creature, even mighty lumberjacks think twice before they tango with it's awesome hairdo!
Noun
A big and fearsome creature, even mighty lumberjacks think twice before they tango with it's awesome hairdo!
Momo - Noun
Moh- Moh
What is a momo? A moron you fuckin' momo.
Moh- Moh
What is a momo? A moron you fuckin' momo.
Momo Deeb - noun
moh-moh-deeeb
THE SPICE MUST FLOW.
moh-moh-deeeb
THE SPICE MUST FLOW.
Moocabulary - noun
moooooooooooo-cab-lu-air-y
The vocabulary of a cow. Cows have rather diverse vocabularies, most words being composed of moos and...mooing.
moooooooooooo-cab-lu-air-y
The vocabulary of a cow. Cows have rather diverse vocabularies, most words being composed of moos and...mooing.
Moonicorn - noun
moon-ni-kawrn
A Unicorn, but from the Moon
moon-ni-kawrn
A Unicorn, but from the Moon
Narutard - Stupid people
Nar-u-ta-rd
A person obsessed with Naruto in the worst way possible. These people she be avoided at all costs. BELIEVE IT!
Nar-u-ta-rd
A person obsessed with Naruto in the worst way possible. These people she be avoided at all costs. BELIEVE IT!
Nerdorable - noun
nurr-door-able
Something god damn adorable and also ridiculously nerdy.
See: Expressing love via sufferances to Operating Systems.
nurr-door-able
Something god damn adorable and also ridiculously nerdy.
See: Expressing love via sufferances to Operating Systems.
Nerdtality - noun
nerd-tal-ety
A fatal blow made in a fight with a decided nerdy overtone, such as finishing an argument with a line from a movie, or making any nerdy reference. This is a Nerdtality, and is more powerful than a fatality.
The person who makes the Nerdtality is the indisputable winner, and to the winner goes the loot.
nerd-tal-ety
A fatal blow made in a fight with a decided nerdy overtone, such as finishing an argument with a line from a movie, or making any nerdy reference. This is a Nerdtality, and is more powerful than a fatality.
The person who makes the Nerdtality is the indisputable winner, and to the winner goes the loot.
Nert-Nert - anything
n-er-t n-er-t
A phrase top be uttered when no other phrase will do, or simply whenever it may be desired.
n-er-t n-er-t
A phrase top be uttered when no other phrase will do, or simply whenever it may be desired.
Ni! - Adjective
n-ee
For we are the Knights who say...Ni!
n-ee
For we are the Knights who say...Ni!
Ninjury - Noun
Nin-jur-ie
It is a injury inflicted, or received in an act of ninja battle.
Nin-jur-ie
It is a injury inflicted, or received in an act of ninja battle.
Nintard - Tard
Nin-t-ard
A ninja in the tard category who tries to be a ninja but just proves to be an ass.
Nin-t-ard
A ninja in the tard category who tries to be a ninja but just proves to be an ass.
Nintini - booze
Nin-ti-ni
A Martini with a Tiny sword in place of an Umbrella. It is in the ninja line of booze along with a Pina Ninlota, Ningerita, and Ninoonshine.
Nin-ti-ni
A Martini with a Tiny sword in place of an Umbrella. It is in the ninja line of booze along with a Pina Ninlota, Ningerita, and Ninoonshine.
Nono-Pajama-Pants - Noun
No-No-Pa-ja-ma-pan-ts
Those Pajama pants you own that have lost the front button, thus risking your nono-parts to random exposure.
No-No-Pa-ja-ma-pan-ts
Those Pajama pants you own that have lost the front button, thus risking your nono-parts to random exposure.
Nudgement - noun
n-uh-dge-ment
Judgement that involves nudging.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
n-uh-dge-ment
Judgement that involves nudging.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
Orange - Noun
O-ran-ge
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
O-ran-ge
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Pahoehoe - noun
pa-ho-ho
You dirty Pahoehoe.
pa-ho-ho
You dirty Pahoehoe.
Pizzight -
Pizz-i-gh-t
A knight clad in armor made entirely of pizza boxes. Mmmm, pepperoni and WRATH.
Pizz-i-gh-t
A knight clad in armor made entirely of pizza boxes. Mmmm, pepperoni and WRATH.
Poop Sock - noun
Poop so-k
A term originating from WoW, when one is too immersed in the game to get up so they poop in a sock. Hence, poop sock. You're a poop sock.
Poop so-k
A term originating from WoW, when one is too immersed in the game to get up so they poop in a sock. Hence, poop sock. You're a poop sock.
Pornicorn - Noun
Por-n-eh-corn
Half unicorn half porn star. The pornicorn is a special breed that usually comes equipped with mustaches, and bad 70's porn music trailing them where ever they may wander.
Por-n-eh-corn
Half unicorn half porn star. The pornicorn is a special breed that usually comes equipped with mustaches, and bad 70's porn music trailing them where ever they may wander.
Pussychomped - noun
poo-see-chom-ped
A Kitten Inflicted Bite Wound.
Why Fencepost why!? D:
"I munna sit on your lap and I munna chomp youuuu~"
-Hanna, and her kitty.
Suggested by Aaron, who dont get no pussy.
poo-see-chom-ped
A Kitten Inflicted Bite Wound.
Why Fencepost why!? D:
"I munna sit on your lap and I munna chomp youuuu~"
-Hanna, and her kitty.
Suggested by Aaron, who dont get no pussy.
quackitysplat -
kwac-it-y-sp-lat
Like quickitysplit! But a duck gets horribly disfigured in the process.
kwac-it-y-sp-lat
Like quickitysplit! But a duck gets horribly disfigured in the process.
Quaffers -
Kwa-ff-erz
Waffers that have gone gay on you.
Kwa-ff-erz
Waffers that have gone gay on you.
Rawr - Noun
roa-a
The sound commonly made by the Rawr Monster, but found in many difference species. Commonly used as a form of defense, a threat, or in play.
roa-a
The sound commonly made by the Rawr Monster, but found in many difference species. Commonly used as a form of defense, a threat, or in play.
Rawr Monster - noun
rarr mon-ster
A Rawr Monster is a creature known to be fond of napping quietly and undisturbed. As such, Rawr Monsters are easily provoked, bringing them to let out a half hearted rawr and quickly resume their previous sleeping patterns.
rarr mon-ster
A Rawr Monster is a creature known to be fond of napping quietly and undisturbed. As such, Rawr Monsters are easily provoked, bringing them to let out a half hearted rawr and quickly resume their previous sleeping patterns.
Salamoo - Noun
Sa-la-m-oo
The most powerful sword of The Legend of Pizzight was known as the Salimoo Sword. The sword made entirely of salami. It gave the wielder Absolute power over Toppings and Condiments.
Sa-la-m-oo
The most powerful sword of The Legend of Pizzight was known as the Salimoo Sword. The sword made entirely of salami. It gave the wielder Absolute power over Toppings and Condiments.
Sally'pope'orange'muffin - lulz
Sa-ly-Po-pe-Or-an-g-Mu-f-fin
A character in the fantasy book. A tale about the Elf X'ed'lgjd'sok'jgksd'lmn'gd's'g'dsfgdg'ds'g' -e'tur and his half-blooded vampire dragon princess love.
Sa-ly-Po-pe-Or-an-g-Mu-f-fin
A character in the fantasy book. A tale about the Elf X'ed'lgjd'sok'jgksd'lmn'gd's'g'dsfgdg'ds'g' -e'tur and his half-blooded vampire dragon princess love.
Scurry Muncher - noun
skuhr-ee muhnch-er
A small mammalian creature that scurries and munches.
skuhr-ee muhnch-er
A small mammalian creature that scurries and munches.
Shaftzilla - peen
Sh-aft-zilla
I've known her for years and I've always wanted to fuck her.
But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man.
So I just don't try.
I'm above average, but he was a giant black man.
I mean, c'mon.
He was like Godzilla, but black. Like Shaftzilla.
Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong?
Yes.
Yes he did.
Sh-aft-zilla
Shark - noun
Shh-ark
I'm a sshhharrrrrrrkkk suck my diiiiiick.
Shh-ark
I'm a sshhharrrrrrrkkk suck my diiiiiick.
Shhhilence! - noun
shhh-eye-lence
It is Silence! With a Shhh! For extra Quiet! (Cute librarians say this sometimes, I assume. If not they should start.)
shhh-eye-lence
It is Silence! With a Shhh! For extra Quiet! (Cute librarians say this sometimes, I assume. If not they should start.)
Shirst - Noun
Sh-err-sst
A thirst for amusing T-Shirts.
Sh-err-sst
A thirst for amusing T-Shirts.
Signarture - noun
Sig-narrr-ture
The act of Writing ones own name incorrectly like a dunbshit.
Sig-narrr-ture
The act of Writing ones own name incorrectly like a dunbshit.
Skapping - verb
sa-ap-ping
The art of Skip-slapping. More easily shortened to skapping.
sa-ap-ping
The art of Skip-slapping. More easily shortened to skapping.
Slayer - adj
Slay-yer
Something so incredibly wicked or something so metal that it can't be described as anything but slayer. Or sometimes even wicked slayer.
Slay-yer
Something so incredibly wicked or something so metal that it can't be described as anything but slayer. Or sometimes even wicked slayer.
Smitey McSmiteSmite - Noun
Sm-eye-t Mck-Sm-eye-t-Sm-eye-t
The god of Smiting.
He is to be feared.
Sm-eye-t Mck-Sm-eye-t-Sm-eye-t
The god of Smiting.
He is to be feared.
Snargin - Adjective
sna-gun
A word used to denote something as desirable, pleasing, fun or awesome.
See: Awesome
sna-gun
A word used to denote something as desirable, pleasing, fun or awesome.
See: Awesome
Soogooing -
Soo-goo-ing
The act of accidentally supergluing your hand to something. Such as: Your cat Your keyboard Your sandwich Your penis
Soo-goo-ing
The act of accidentally supergluing your hand to something. Such as: Your cat Your keyboard Your sandwich Your penis
Stay gold - verb
St-ay go-ld
Stay gold Ponyboy... Stay gold. OH GOD KLAJSDFKLSDJNCKLAJSOJOPDFHASHFDJK D:!!!!
St-ay go-ld
Stay gold Ponyboy... Stay gold. OH GOD KLAJSDFKLSDJNCKLAJSOJOPDFHASHFDJK D:!!!!
SUPPLIES -
Soup-lies
SUPPLIES! HERE I AM!
Soup-lies
SUPPLIES! HERE I AM!
Tardle - Noun
tar-del
A retarded Turtle!
tar-del
A retarded Turtle!
Tea Copter - Pimpin' ride
t-ee cop-terr
The vehicle of choice for Tea-Man, the drinker and defender of Tea-City, with his awesome British Tea-Powers.
t-ee cop-terr
The vehicle of choice for Tea-Man, the drinker and defender of Tea-City, with his awesome British Tea-Powers.
The toe - Noun
the tow
It is when your second toe is longer then your big toe. Resulting in a rather ugly looking foot.
the tow
It is when your second toe is longer then your big toe. Resulting in a rather ugly looking foot.
Todmoar - noun
tod-more
If you know what this is, let us know. Seriously, it appeared in a vision late one night, and when I woke up my keys were missing. We think it has my keys.
tod-more
If you know what this is, let us know. Seriously, it appeared in a vision late one night, and when I woke up my keys were missing. We think it has my keys.
Tytching hours -
Ty-ch-ing o-urs
The Time period between 3am and 6am When Our MSN typos are at their peak.
Ty-ch-ing o-urs
The Time period between 3am and 6am When Our MSN typos are at their peak.
Underwar - Noun
Un-d-er-w-or
War in your underwearz.
Un-d-er-w-or
War in your underwearz.
Vaseline - Noun
Va-sel-een
You know what I mean.
Va-sel-een
You know what I mean.
Whoreable - adj.
H-or-a-ble
Jack the Ripper was dumb. They just killed a bunch of whores. How whoreable of them.
H-or-a-ble
Jack the Ripper was dumb. They just killed a bunch of whores. How whoreable of them.
Whuum - woah
Wh-um
When the world can only be described as WHUUM! Usually in the state of being fucked up.
Wh-um
When the world can only be described as WHUUM! Usually in the state of being fucked up.
Widom - noun
wei-dom
Like Windows, but for dominatrices. The OS to whip by, mmm.
wei-dom
Like Windows, but for dominatrices. The OS to whip by, mmm.
xedlgjdsokjgksdlmngdsgdsfgdgdsg - noun
ex-ed-el-gah-jad-esock-jag-kes-del-min-gud-deg-des-fef-dugid-sog
...you heard me >=(
ex-ed-el-gah-jad-esock-jag-kes-del-min-gud-deg-des-fef-dugid-sog
...you heard me >=(
Zomelet - braaaiiins
Zom-let
A zombie omelet. Recipe, 3 Eggs, 1/4 Cup Graded Cheese, a Pinch of Diced Green Peppers, and 1/3 Cup BRRRAAAIIINNNSSS. Nothing spells breakfast like cooked baby chickens and the organs of humans. Yum yum. Side note!: Also a zombie clothing factory! Everyone cool shops at zombelet!
Zom-let
A zombie omelet. Recipe, 3 Eggs, 1/4 Cup Graded Cheese, a Pinch of Diced Green Peppers, and 1/3 Cup BRRRAAAIIINNNSSS. Nothing spells breakfast like cooked baby chickens and the organs of humans. Yum yum. Side note!: Also a zombie clothing factory! Everyone cool shops at zombelet!
Zorrofucked - Noun?
Zor-row-fu-k-ed
Marking your name on someone's ass in sharpie after having your way with them.
Zor-row-fu-k-ed
Marking your name on someone's ass in sharpie after having your way with them.